Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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