Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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