Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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