Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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