Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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