Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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