Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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