Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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