Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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