Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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