Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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