Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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