Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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