Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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