Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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