Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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