Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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