Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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