Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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