Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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