Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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