Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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