Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!

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