Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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