Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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