Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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