Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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