Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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