Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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