Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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