Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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