Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
Canvas not available.

or


What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
Canvas not available.

or


Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026