Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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