Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

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