Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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