Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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