Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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