Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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