Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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