Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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