Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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