Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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