Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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