Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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