Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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