Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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