Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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