Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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