Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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