Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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