Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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