Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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