Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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