Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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