Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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