Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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