Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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