Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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