Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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