Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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