Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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