Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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