Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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