Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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