Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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