Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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