Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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