Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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