Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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