Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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