Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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