Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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