Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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