Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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