Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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