Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!


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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra


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A froghorn.


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A fire cracker


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Squash


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!


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You can count on me!


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