Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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