Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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