Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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