Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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