Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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