Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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