Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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