Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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