Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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