Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"The erection is rigged!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Grabs Our Pussy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The library, because it has the most stories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both have trunks


GOOD		CRAP

or