Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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