Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
Canvas not available.

or


A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

Canvas not available.

or


How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026