Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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