Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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