Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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