Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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