Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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