Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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