Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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