Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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