Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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