Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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