Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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