Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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