Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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