Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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