Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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