Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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