Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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