Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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