Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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