Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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