Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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