Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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