Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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