Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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