Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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