Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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