Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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