Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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