Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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