Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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