Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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