Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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