Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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