Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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