Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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