Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!


GOOD		CRAP

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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A jellycopter


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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With a cowculator.


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The players dribble a lot.


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A car only has one horn.


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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Many hands make light work.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all the fans left!


GOOD		CRAP

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