Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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