Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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