Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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