Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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