Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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