Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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