Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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