Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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