Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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