Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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