Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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