Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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