Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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