Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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