Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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