Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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