Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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