Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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