Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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