Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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