Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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