Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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