Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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