Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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