Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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