Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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