Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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