Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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