Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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