Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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