Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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