Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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