Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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