Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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