Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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