Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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