Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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