Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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