Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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