Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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