Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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