Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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