Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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