Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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