Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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