Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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