Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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