Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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