Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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