Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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