Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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