Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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