Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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