Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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