Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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