Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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