Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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