Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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