Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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