Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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