Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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