Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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