Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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