Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.


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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.


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Decalfinated


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A starfish.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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No way Hose A.


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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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Gator-Ade.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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