Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025