Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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