Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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