Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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