Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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