Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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