Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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