Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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