Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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