Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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