Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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