Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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