Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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