Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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