Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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