Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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