Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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