Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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