Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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