Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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