Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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