Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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