Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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