Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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