Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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