Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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