Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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