Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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