Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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