Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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