Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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