Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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A seal walks into a club...
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