Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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