Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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