Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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