Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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