Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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