Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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