Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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