Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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