Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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