Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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