Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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