Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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