Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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