Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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