Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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