Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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