Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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