Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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