Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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