Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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