Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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