Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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