Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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