Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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