Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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