Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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