Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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