Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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