Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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