Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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