Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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