Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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