Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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