Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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