Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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