Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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