Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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