Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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