Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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