Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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