Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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