Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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