Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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