Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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