Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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