Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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