Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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