Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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