Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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