Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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