Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.

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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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