Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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