Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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