Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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