Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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