Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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