Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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