Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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