Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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