Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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