Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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