Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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