Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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