Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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