Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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