Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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