Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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