Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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