Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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