Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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