Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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