Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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