Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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