Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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