Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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