Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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