Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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