Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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