Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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