Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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