Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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