Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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