Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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