Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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