Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop


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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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BaNa2


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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A box of quackers.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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She kept running away from the ball.


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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