Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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