Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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