Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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