Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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