Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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