Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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