Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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