Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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