Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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