Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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