Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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