Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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