Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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