Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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