Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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