Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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