Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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