Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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