Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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