Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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