Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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