Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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