Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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