Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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