Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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