Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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