Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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