Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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