Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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