Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
Canvas not available.

or


What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025