Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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