Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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