Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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