Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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