Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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