Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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