Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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