Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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