Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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