Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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