Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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