Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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