Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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