Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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