Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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