Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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