Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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