Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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