Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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