Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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