Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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