Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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