Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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