Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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