Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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