Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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