Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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