Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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