Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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