Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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