Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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