Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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