Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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