Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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