Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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