Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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