Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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