Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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