Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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