Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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