Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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