Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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