Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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