Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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