Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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