Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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