Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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