Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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