Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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