Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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