Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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