Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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