Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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