Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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