Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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