Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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