Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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