Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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