Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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