Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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