Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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