Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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