Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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