Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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