Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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