Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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