Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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