Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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