Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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