Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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