Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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