Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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