Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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