Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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