Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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