Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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