Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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