Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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