Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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