Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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