Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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