Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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