Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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