Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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