Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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