Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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