Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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