Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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