Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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