Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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