Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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