Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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