Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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