Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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