Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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