Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025