Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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