Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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