Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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