Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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