Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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