Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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