Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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