Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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