Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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