Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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