Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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