Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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