Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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