Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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