Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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