Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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