Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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