Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025