Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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