Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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