Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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