Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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