Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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