Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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