Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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