Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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