Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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