Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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