Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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