Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
Canvas not available.

or


How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Canvas not available.

or


When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or


What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026