Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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