Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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