Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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