Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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