Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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