Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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