Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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