Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.


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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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Vitamin sea.


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A shampoodle


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To get to the other size!


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Dead.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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A swordfish


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