Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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