Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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