Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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