Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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