Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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