Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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