Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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She kept running away from the ball.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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A swordfish


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Minivans.


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