Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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