Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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