Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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