Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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