Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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