Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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