Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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