Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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